I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
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