i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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