Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Randomize
