is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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