do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
