There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I woke up to a huge bag of McDonalds breakfast, a cup of coffe and Advil. The note read "yeah its a one night thing, but I felt bad so here you go. Thanks"
He just set a new unobtainable standard in one night stand etiquette.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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