She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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