What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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