Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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