Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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