I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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