dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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