Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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