tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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