went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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