Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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