I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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