i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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