You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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