weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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