Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
This girl is more easily done than said...
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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