So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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