it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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