all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
vagina is talking i cant
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Randomize