life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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