But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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