Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I could fuck to npr.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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