addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
