we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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