But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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