i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
