So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Randomize
