shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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