like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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