dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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