Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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