I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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