If i come over, it means nothing
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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