not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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