That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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