No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
she pinky promised me she was 18
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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