after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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