whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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