He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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