who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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