Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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