I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
