I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
