Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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