when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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