it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
All I want is dick and wine.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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